Mystery Lurker Box

You know that feeling when you want to support small business but also hate making decisions? Yeah, we get it.

The Mystery Lurker Box is for professional overthinkers who'd rather be surprised than choose. You'll get a curated selection of Cult Studios merch plus tea blends handpicked by someone who also avoids eye contact in grocery stores.

What's definitely in your box:

• 1 ceramic mug (surprise design - could be any from our collection)
• 3 custom tea blends (2oz each, perfectly paired with your existential dread)
• Tea infuser (because loose leaf > mediocrity)
• Sticker pack 
• Bookmark with a quote you'll actually relate to
• Handwritten note from the team (yes, an actual human wrote it)
• And MORE

What you won't get:

• Toxic positivity
• Generic motivational quotes
• Regrets (probably)

Perfect for: treating yourself, gifting fellow hermits, embracing chaos while staying cozy

Box contents are curated but randomized. If you have specific mug preferences or tea allergies, leave a note at checkout and we'll accommodate. We're sarcastic, not monsters.