Chronically Online Sticker Sheet | Digital Burnout Vinyl Stickers

Seven kiss-cut stickers for people whose brains are buffering in public.

Your body is present.
Your brain is… elsewhere.

The Chronically Online sticker sheet is for anyone whose personality has been shaped by timelines, algorithms, and way too much context. It’s internet culture humor for people who are self-aware enough to log off and tired enough not to.

These are kiss-cut vinyl stickers, meaning each design is individually cut while the backing stays intact. Easy to peel, easy to place, and deeply appropriate for laptops, tablets, journals, and emotional support water bottles.

What’s Included (7 Stickers):

• emotionally buffering
• dissociating in HD
• algorithmically anxious
• doom scrolling my way to enlightenment
• main character energy; npc execution
• low bandwidth day
• brain has left the chat

This set lives at the intersection of burnout, memes, and media literacy. It’s funny because it’s accurate, and a little unsettling because you recognize yourself.

Details:

• One kiss-cut sticker sheet with 7 individual designs
• Durable vinyl, water-resistant and scratch-resistant
• Strong adhesive, clean peel

Perfect for:

• Chronically online adults
• Gamers, streamers, and Discord dwellers
• People exhausted by algorithms but still refreshing
• Media-literate weirdos
• Gifting to friends who “just need to lie down after Twitter”

Logging off is aspirational.
These stickers are realistic.