Chaos Coordinator T-Shirt | Project Manager Gift | Funny Mom Shirt | Teacher Gift | Office Humor

Managing chaos isn't a job. It's a lifestyle. This shirt gets it.

For the project managers, the cat herders, the "how is everything on fire already" professionals, and anyone whose job description is basically "make miracles happen daily." Featuring a clever design where the face silhouette with a chaos scribble IS the O in chaos (because you're the center of it all, obviously).

Who This Is For: Project managers juggling 47 priorities, teachers wrangling tiny humans, parents coordinating family logistics, event planners making magic happen, admin professionals holding it together, and anyone whose official title is "professional miracle worker." Perfect for wearing to meetings as a badge of honor, work-from-home Zoom calls, or as a warning label that yes, you're already doing 6 things.

Design Details: Bold line art text "CHAOS coordinator" with a face profile featuring a chaos scribble forming the O. The design is striking, clean, and immediately communicates that you're the one keeping everything from falling apart. Visible enough to make a statement, professional enough to wear to actual work.

Quality & Comfort:

• Premium 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m² lightweight fabric)
• Ultra-soft, breathable feel for long days of putting out fires
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams
• Comfortable relaxed fit for all-day wear
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape maintains shape
• Pearlized tear-away label - no itchy tags
• Runs true to size

Printing & Durability: High-quality DTG printing ensures crisp, bold lines that won't fade. Built to last through countless chaos coordination sessions. Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton.

Sizing Guide: Unisex sizing available in XS-3XL. All sizes same price. Check our size chart for exact measurements. Comfortable fit works for most body types.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Do not bleach
• Iron on low heat (avoid direct contact with print)
• Do not dry clean

Perfect Gift For: Project managers who deserve recognition, teachers who need validation, stressed parents, event coordinators, administrative assistants who run everything, operations managers, anyone who answers "got a minute?" 50 times before 9am, or yourself because you've earned it.

The Reality: Listen, if your daily routine involves putting out fires, answering 50 questions before 9am, and somehow keeping multiple humans/projects alive - this is your shirt. Wear it as proof that chaos coordination is a legitimate skill, not just "being organized."

About Cult Studios: Part of our Productive Pessimism collection - designs for the people who make everything work while everyone else wonders how. We see you, chaos coordinators.