Official credentials for Executive Board Members of the Anti-Social Creature Club. Your contributions to staying home, perfecting the art of "I'm busy that day," and maintaining championship-level social distance have not gone unnoticed.
This isn't for casual introverts. This is for the COMMITTED.
Who This Is For: Professional lurkers who need their credentials visible in public (on rare occasions only), gamers who consider pants optional, bookworms with a "do not disturb" policy, and anyone whose social battery died in 2019 and never recovered. Perfect for work from home uniforms, mandatory errands, or those rare moments when "staying in" requires you to technically go out.
Design Details: Retro-inspired lettering in soft purple and blue gradients with "Executive Board Member" subtitle. The design gives major 90s nostalgia while being extremely 2025. Simple, bold, and unmistakably you.
Quality & Comfort:
- Premium 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m² lightweight fabric)
- Ultra-soft, smooth feel that gets better with every wash
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape maintains shape wash after wash
- Pearlized tear-away label - no itchy tags
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit
- Runs true to size - order your usual size
Printing & Durability: High-quality DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing ensures vibrant colors and crisp detail. The design won't crack, peel, or fade - even after multiple washes. Oeko-Tex certified printing process and ethically sourced US cotton.
Sizing Guide: Unisex sizing fits most body types comfortably. Check our size chart for exact measurements. When in doubt, size up for a more relaxed fit.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Iron on low heat (avoid direct contact with print)
- Do not dry clean
Perfect Gift For: Introverts, homebodies, gamers, remote workers, antisocial friends, anyone who's "busy that day" (they're at home), coworkers who love work-from-home a little too much, or yourself because you've earned it.
About Cult Studios: Part of the Anti-Social Creature Club collection - designs for introverts, overthinkers, and the selectively social. Made by hermits, for hermits.
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
