Anti-Social Creature Club Mug | Executive Board Member | Introvert Gift | Funny Coffee Mug

Official credentials for Executive Board Members of the Anti-Social Creature Club. Your contributions to staying home, perfecting the art of "I'm busy that day," and maintaining championship-level social distance have not gone unnoticed.

This isn't for casual introverts. This is for the COMMITTED.

Who This Is For: Professional lurkers ready to make it official, people whose idea of "going out" is checking the mail, gamers who consider pants optional, bookworms with a "do not disturb" policy, anyone whose social battery died in 2019 and never recovered, and the friend who's always "thinking about it" (they're not going).

Design Details: Retro-inspired lettering in soft purple and blue gradients reading "ANTI-SOCIAL CREATURE CLUB" with "EXECUTIVE BOARD MEMBER" subtitle. The design gives major 90s nostalgia while being extremely 2025. Bold enough to make a statement, perfect for your morning "leave me alone" beverage.

Quality & Features:

• Glossy white ceramic with bright, crisp print
• Available in 11oz or 15oz sizes
• 11oz perfect for standard coffee/tea servings
• 15oz for serious caffeine devotees and extended hermit sessions
• Microwave safe for reheating forgotten coffee (you were avoiding people)
• Dishwasher safe because extra effort? No thanks
• Lead-free and BPA-free (we're antisocial, not reckless)
• Comfortable C-handle for ergonomic lurking
• Vibrant colors that won't fade

Perfect For Morning Routines: For when you need your Executive Board Member status officially recognized while enjoying your morning beverage in peace. The credentials you need without leaving the house to get them.

Care Instructions:

• Dishwasher safe or hand wash with warm water and dish soap
• Microwave safe
• Hand washing extends print life but dishwasher is totally fine

Perfect Gift For: Introverts who've earned their credentials, professional lurkers, homebodies with zero regrets, people whose social battery is permanently depleted, the friend who's always "busy" (they're at home), remote workers who never want to go back, or yourself because you've earned your Executive Board seat.

About Cult Studios: Part of the Anti-Social Creature Club collection - official merchandise for card-carrying members. Your contributions to professional hermithood are hereby recognized.